Content report
@bloomnusample · data partner · todaylabeled 85/95 posts · 10 unclassified · reconstructed from post timestampsTheir biggest bet doesn't pay off: Demonstration open runs 20% of output at 0.79x median views, while Problem cold-open does 2.16x on just 18%.
- followers
- 690K
- 90-day growth
- +8.5%
- cadence
- 5.6 posts/wk
- engagement
- 6.1%
- posts · 118d window
- 95
Hook lift · vs their own median views
bar length = lift · thickness = share of output- Demonstration open0.79× · 20%
- Problem cold-open2.16× · 18%
- Social proof open1.02× · 12%
- Direct address0.76× · 9%
- Text-on-screen claim0.72× · 7%
- Narrative cold-open0.93× · 7%
- Pattern interrupt1.12× · 5%
- Authority open0.73× · 4%
- Trend/audio lead0.89× · 4%
- Result-first reveal1.01× · 2%
Label mix · 90 days · % of posts
- Demonstration open
- Authority open
- Direct address
- Narrative cold-open
- Pattern interrupt
Demonstration open: from 30.434782608695656 to 100 (min 17.647058823529413, max 100); Authority open: from 0 to 0 (min 0, max 11.76470588235294); Direct address: from 8.695652173913043 to 0 (min 0, max 25); Narrative cold-open: from 4.3478260869565215 to 0 (min 0, max 9.090909090909092); Pattern interrupt: from 8.695652173913043 to 0 (min 0, max 8.695652173913043)
reconstructed from post timestamps · deleted posts are invisible
Posts · by lift, not views
target run but it's just the wellness aisle again
5.01×Problem cold-openTalking headCommunity / replyCategory education
840.8K views3mo ago
we asked a GI doctor to react to our label (throwback)
3.06×Problem cold-openHaul / unboxingProduct proofCraft & technique
514.4K views2mo ago
why we changed the formula and what changed (throwback)
3.02×Problem cold-openVoiceover B-rollProduct proofRetail & availability
506.8K views2mo ago
customer cried opening her restock box and we get it again
2.82×Demonstration openDemo / how-toEducationCategory education
474.0K views3mo ago
the collagen scoop nobody talks about enough pt 2
2.73×Problem cold-openLive / event / BTSCommunity / replyValues & mission
458.7K views5mo ago
what's actually in the greens powder, ingredient by ingredient again
2.60×Problem cold-openPhoto carouselCommunity / replyHumour & absurdity
435.8K views4mo ago
customer cried opening her restock box and we get it (throwback)
2.51×Problem cold-openCreator UGC repostCommerce pushCategory education
421.7K views2mo ago
target run but it's just the wellness aisle
2.45×Problem cold-openCreator UGC repostProduct proofValues & mission
411.2K views5mo ago
we asked a GI doctor to react to our label pt 3
2.38×Direct addressLive / event / BTSCommunity / replyRetail & availability
398.9K views4mo ago
before and after: one month of daily greens — rerun
2.23×Pattern interruptDemo / how-toCommerce pushCategory education
374.5K views3mo ago
morning routine: water, greens, then everything else
2.18×Problem cold-openTalking headAwarenessProduct & ingredients
365.7K views6mo ago
how we source the ingredients, factory visit
2.16×Problem cold-openTalking headCommunity / replyRetail & availability
362.9K views5mo ago
Hooks that outperform in Wellness that @bloomnu rarely uses:
- Authority open2.1× category median · 4% of their output
category evidence: 1 labeled peer · per-brand-normalized lift, so follower counts cannot confound it