Content report
@glossiersample · data partner · todaylabeled 88/98 posts · 10 unclassified · reconstructed from post timestampsTheir biggest bet doesn't pay off: Text-on-screen claim runs 19% of output at 0.97x median views, while Authority open does 2.05x on just 6%.
- followers
- 650K
- 90-day growth
- +70.6%
- cadence
- 5.8 posts/wk
- engagement
- 6.0%
- posts · 118d window
- 98
Hook lift · vs their own median views
bar length = lift · thickness = share of output- Text-on-screen claim0.97× · 19%
- Direct address1.19× · 14%
- Pattern interrupt0.77× · 10%
- Narrative cold-open1.08× · 10%
- Result-first reveal0.71× · 8%
- Social proof open1.19× · 7%
- Authority open2.05× · 6%
- Trend/audio lead0.87× · 6%
- Demonstration open0.72× · 5%
- Problem cold-open1.18× · 3%
Label mix · 90 days · % of posts
- Authority open
- Demonstration open
- Direct address
- Narrative cold-open
- Pattern interrupt
Authority open: from 0 to 0 (min 0, max 9.090909090909092); Demonstration open: from 4.545454545454546 to 0 (min 0, max 33.33333333333333); Direct address: from 9.090909090909092 to 0 (min 0, max 13.043478260869565); Narrative cold-open: from 9.090909090909092 to 0 (min 0, max 31.25); Pattern interrupt: from 13.636363636363635 to 0 (min 0, max 13.636363636363635)
reconstructed from post timestamps · deleted posts are invisible
Posts · by lift, not views
GRWM for a summer friday in the city pt 2
3.24×Text-on-screen claimVoiceover B-rollAwarenessCategory education
927.3K views5mo ago
how the You perfume is actually made, lab visit pt 3
2.91×Authority openCreator UGC repostEducationProduct & ingredients
834.3K views4mo ago
3 looks, one balm dotcom, no other products again
2.72×Authority openDemo / how-toProduct proofCustomer stories
779.5K views4mo ago
reply to @tess: yes it's buildable without caking (throwback)
2.47×Direct addressLive / event / BTSEducationCulture & trends
706.9K views3mo ago
shade matching live, no filter pt 2
2.25×Direct addressCreator UGC repostAwarenessValues & mission
645.5K views5mo ago
come open the new London store with us one more time
2.05×Authority openSkitLaunch / dropUse occasion
586.5K views2mo ago
how the You perfume is actually made, lab visit pt 2
2.05×Authority openHaul / unboxingCommerce pushCraft & technique
585.6K views5mo ago
come open the new London store with us pt 2
1.92×Social proof openSkitEducationFounder & company
549.8K views5mo ago
store employees rank their all-time favorite launches
1.86×Social proof openHaul / unboxingCommunity / replyCategory education
533.6K views5mo ago
store employees rank their all-time favorite launches pt 2
1.80×Pattern interruptHaul / unboxingProduct proofPartnerships & collabs
514.8K views5mo ago
POV: you work at glossier and it's restock day pt 2
1.74×Authority openPhoto carouselCommerce pushProduct & ingredients
499.6K views5mo ago
3 looks, one balm dotcom, no other products
1.71×Text-on-screen claimLive / event / BTSEducationCulture & trends
490.4K views5mo ago
Hooks that outperform in Beauty that @glossier rarely uses:
- Problem cold-open1.6× category median · 3% of their output
category evidence: 1 labeled peer · per-brand-normalized lift, so follower counts cannot confound it